Thursday, July 31, 2008

BOOM!

I have another blog where I post interesting things I find on the internet called The Rambler. It was my old original blog created back in 2005. For that same reason I have kept from deleting it. I have maintained it as a silo of sorts for internet crap. Even though that particular blog is older than The Silent Podium, I haven't garnered near as much response as I have here. So I am testing the waters.

I am contemplating combining the two but I don't know if you guys will think it is a waste of space. They are usually just interesting photos with a short commentary. Let me know if I should leave them where they are.

Girls Need Better Gaydar

You know how some girls think they can get away with anything in the presence of guys? Well, usually they are right on the money. They just toss their hair and giggle or switch and they can get away with highway robbery. This is not the case with our fancier friends of the male gender. Boys don't play that way.

Apparently there was a Facebook water war in London. This particular girl, thinking that while she had a wet t-shirt she could get away with anything, thought red punch might make things more interesting.


Little did she know, punch was just what she would be getting in return!



Girl: "Tee-hee" Gayboy: "Oh no you di'n't just stain my Anorexic & Bitch blouse!"


BOOM!

Any hope at this girl thinking she looked sexy was lost the moment her marshbellow mushed out.





So how do I know he's gay? He hit a girl in the face full force. No man secure with his masculinity would do that regardless of any possible history or humiliation.

9 comments:

Farhan said...

Oh my God! These pictures are hilarious! I wonder how the guy felt after punching the chick. Did he help her up and say sorry? Or got his ass kicked by those other guys? Or he ran away in embarrassment? What was the girl's reaction after the punch? I wish I was there.

Anyway, I like how your blogs are organized right now. When in the mood for reading something funny, I visit your Ramblin' blog. To read something a little bit serious, I read The Silent Podium. And I read the video game blog from time to time.

ryanmortinson said...

wow. that is intense. i mean, come on dude... you can buy another t-shirt for like 5 bucks.

maybe they had some past history... classic tv drama stuff... she cheated with his best friend and cousin and dad... so he had some anger issues and this was the final blow... punch on the t-shirt that his grandma who just died gave him .

but yes, i agree with you. no guy in his right mind would hit a girl. the expression on the other guys' faces says it all... "what the heck did you just do, man."

you've got the funny and the serious. it's a good balance.

HektikLyfe said...

>Farhan: If you notice in the last picture when the girl is on the floor writhing in pain, he still has an angry face. I don't care who it is, I can't help but let my guard down when I see a girl in pain. I see someone's daughter there.

>Ryan: Good to see you comment again! I could imagine some pretty terrible stuff, but no matter what, self restraint is not impossible. I was physically attacked by the female I hated most in the world at the time, giving me the excuse to break her plastic nose, but I didn't. And I am known for my outbursts. If I can do it, anybody can.

Iris said...

AHAHAHHAHA Aww that's messed up. But she sure did push the girl card. She went too far.

HektikLyfe said...

I don't know, I understand getting angry. But he was there. He was playing. He was already wet.

But to go as far as hitting her full force? Naaa man. He's a jerk.

Farhan said...

You know, I was thinking about these pictures earlier. Maybe the girl threw juice over him because she liked him or something? And she thought she could get away with it, maybe the guy wouldn't mind, they'd have a little laugh and live happily ever after. I guess thats what they call "Punch"-Drunk Love.

HektikLyfe said...

Look closely near his face in the last photo. I think he's even spitting on her to top it off!

BridgetStephanie. said...

Oh damn!
OWNED.
Poor girl.
Poor guy and his white T.
That's dangerous.

The thing that makes me chuckle is the expressions in the background, that is all.
Like, when he's chasing her around and everyone is smiling and then it goes to the one where she's on the ground and everyone has their serious face on

HektikLyfe said...

Yeah, the most animated is the guy with the gray shirt and orange undershirt. He is all having fun and even up to the second to last image is all smiles. Then in the last picture it looks like he just stopped in his tracks. XD