Monday, August 29, 2011

10 Things Guys Shouldn't Wear (6-27-07) 65 Reads

10. Tight T-Shirts – Unless you're gay, stay away from these like the plague.
  9.  Do-rags – Just because one rapper pulled it off doesn't mean you can.  Just comb your hair lazy.
  8.  Pink – Real men wear pink?  I disagree.
  7.  Makeup – Dude it's not ok to wear eyeliner, it's not ok to pluck your eyebrows no matter what your mom says.  Unless you look like caveman and even in that case, just trim.  Don't shave or pluck.
  6.  Earrings – Welcome to 90's.  The earring fad is over.
  5.  Shorts above the knees – Yeah, just don't.
  4.  Golf Pants – It doesn't matter if you're a member of an exclusive club.  You look like a jackass in plaid.

  3.  Iced Grills – NO NO NO NO.  Seriously, who are you impressing wit cho fake ass platinum.  Covering up your stinky cavities or trying ta distrak from yo greazzy ass lips?
  2.  Saggy Pants – We don't need to see your skidmarks buddy.  You walk funny.
  1.  Daisy Dukes – Please, don't make us sick.

  • RAHCOOL Grills are pretty awesome I would say. Everything else I agree.
    • OMG, I never thought you to be the type of person who liked grills.

    • HektikLyfe Are you serious? If you are I would be curious to find out why? I grew up in the era of gold chains and 4 finger rings so I know about the show off attitude that comes from the ownership of bling. But when it comes to something that you keep in your mouth all day, something that keeps you from talking correctly... I just don't get it.

      If it's just to show off how much money they have why can't people just walk around with shirts that have their bank account quantity and proof.

  • Apple Something I'm guilty of loving pink shirts on men :)
    I can live without short sleeved shirts with ties, though. Also, what's with guys who wear thick ass sweatshirts/pullovers in the summer during the hottest time of day??
  • haha..awesome thing you forgot:

    shirtless overalls
    • Wife I think this is ok, as long as the bottom doesn't look like the cut off shorts from the blog.

  • Molly ahhhhhhhhhhh hahahahhahaha!!!!!!!!!! #1 is deadddd sexy
  • nine inch nels™ my hair is kinda pink? lol and uh.. i wear eyeliner and pluck/trim my brows...

    I was thinking about pulling off a number 1...

  • Wife I'm giggling too. Good blog.