Tuesday, May 27, 2008

Constipation Station

So I was waiting for someone's redundant data to transfer across the network and I found this article on MSNBC.

Apparently their space toilet is clogged up. That sucks! Actually, it doesn't, which is why it no longer works.

According to the NASA status report, "While using the toilet system...the crew heard a loud noise and the fan stopped working." Wow. I would either hate to be, or be really proud, to be that first Mexican astronaut to clog a space toilet.

I don't know who's bright idea it was to introduce Astronaut Enchiladas into the menu.

I thought long and hard, (much like the comet that killed the international space toilet) about what to title this blog. I couldn't decide between two so I just made up another as I was dropping this blog.

Really, how could you choose between; "Deep Shit in Deep Space" and "That's No Asteroid!!!" It's like choosing between two children you've given birth to.

Oh! I feel ten pounds lighter!

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

HAHAHAHAHA I like that's no asteroid! :D

Farhan said...

"Apparently their space toilet is clogged up. That sucks! Actually, it doesn't, which is why it no longer works". LOL!! Best space related humour I've ever read.

HektikLyfe said...

:) I was listening to a CNet podcast I like to download once in a while called Buzz Out Loud and they did the same thing. They cracked immature poop jokes so I don't feel so bad about writing in such a childish manner.

Sometimes it is refreshing to change your pace. Didn't think I would use refreshing anywhere near this post...

Iris said...

You like bathroom humor don'tcha? Me too. Nothing funnier!